It's officially over

We've just been separated into two groups, a bit like in X Factor, and half of us have been told we're redundant. I'm in the losing group...

I know it's not really funny, but we were told to pick up a package at the end, and give our name so we could be ticked off a list. I couldn't help thinking of that scene in Life of Brian where Michael Palin asks everyone if they're being crucified or released. I thought about it, but...